Effin’ Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.

Features include:

• 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2025
• Spans January–December 2026
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings