Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar

Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic.

Features include:

• 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2026
• Spans January–December 2027
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
• WE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.