Off With His Head: 100 Medieval Methods to Silence a Man (for good)

‘Vicious and delicious. Coles has crafted a manual that is at once hilarious and educational’ Kyle Prue, author of How to Piss Off Men

‘Funny and cleverly written’ Katie Kennedy, The History Gossip

Ye olde wasteman getting on your last nerve? Your new man is more interested in scrolling on OnlyWenches than spending time with you? Or your last date spent the whole time mansplaining? Hark, fear not, for I have some ways and means to end a man’s antics . . . for good.

In today’s world, if you don’t want a man anymore, you have the option to walk away. Get the ick? End it. He’s won’t ever text back? Block him. He listens to those types of podcasts? Dump him. But women haven’t always had it this easy. Transport yourself back to the medieval era, where divorce wasn’t exactly an option. Maybe you had to get a little creative.

In Off With His Head, explore 100 hilarious medieval methods to get rid of a man, featuring advice on how best to dispose of someone inconspicuously, tips and tricks to orchestrate an untimely demise, and how to use a man’s ego to your advantage.

In the face of limited options, women have always found ways to persevere. This is no different. It’s time to silence that man, once and for all.

‘A clever, tongue-in-cheek guide for modern women who don’t mind getting a little medieval when it comes to punting a jerk back to the manosphere from whence he came’ Nicole Tersigni, author of Men to Avoid in Art and Life