Tragic Girls 2027 Wall Calendar: Not Today Satan

Welcome to the Tragic Girls 2027 Wall Calendar: Not Today Satan—a year of bold babes, bad omens, and blood-red lipstick. This edgy and irreverent wall calendar based on the popular Instagram account @tragicgirlsco serves up a vintage comic aesthetic with a bold feminist bite. Each month features wickedly witty art and reminders that the real monsters are usually in power. Perfect for your kitchen or crypt, this calendar is for anyone who likes their empowerment with a splash of campy horror.

Features include:

• 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open)
• Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
• Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink
• Planning spread for September–December 2026
• Spans January–December 2027
• Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Humorous, horror-inspired images of sad, rad babes with a retro-comic flair
• WE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.